Sunday, November 12, 2006
{ 8:41 PM }
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?""No, I'm sorry, it isn't," said the madame."Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked."The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.At the second one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?""No, I'm sorry, it isn't," said the madame."If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked again."The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."Again offended, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.His search continued until he finally reached a brothel where the madame said, "Why yes, this is a union house.""And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he questioned."The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.""That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night.""I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame while gesturing to a grotesque woman in her seventies in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
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